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Ok, this is gonna be my website, I'm gonna have a page for Kristi to put up her HOMOEROTICA.  YOU knoow you want to read!  YOU KNOW....
 
So, I'm sitting there just minding my own business in the laundry room of the girls dorm and Jamie, KDJ, Julie, the new chick Amy, and Jessica all come in and are like "we're going to wax Jessicas eyebrows!"  I'm like "Alright" you know so after watching Jessica go through one hour of her kicking and screaming and crying and cursing at the ladies because the wax "hurts" the ladies turn to me and smile.  I'm like "I know what that twinkle in your eye means.. oh hell no!"  they pin me down as I'm screaming "BUT I HAVE TO PEE!" and put the wax on and rip it off.  Not a mother fuckin sound or even a wince comes from me.  Jessica storms out saying "Fuck you!" and everyone stares astonished at me.  Then I say "can I go pee now?"

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Vyron comes home today!
 
 

i might use a format similar to this one for my entries:
I'm to damn lazy to change the text above so DEAL WITH IT!
5.9.03    GAY PRIDE!! woo woo the day I got this site goin, yo.  It's sexy.
5.11.03  yesteday i had fun in portland.  also, the sexiest guy in the world was arrested.  yea thats right biatch.
6.1.03  I LEAVE TOMORROW.  ::shakes:: im so scared.
1.14.04 this new year sucks already.  lots of people have died. and im here at job corps... BLAH!
1.27.04  Dealers are out to get me and my friends.. and me but i didnt do anything!
2.9.04  This upcoming weekends a three day and a buttload of shit will go down... I gotta tell people bad things...
2.13.04  Snitch Bitches got my Baby kicked out of job corps. 
6.23.04 I'm six months pregnant.
6.24.04 Vyron comes home today at 12:24 PM 
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